(im a girl btw)

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Here is my contest sin. JUKEBOX (Listen to whilst reading).dfyNnUgK8qE Backstory Somebody once advised me that the world was going to end up rolling me. This deceived me because I am not always considered to be the sharpest tool in the shed. This one girl, a friend of mine named Julian, was looking quite empty-headed with her fingers and thumb in the shape of the letter 'L' signed across her forehead. - Well, you know what many people say: the years, they start coming and then they don't stop. I was sick of the rules so I jumped on the ground and started running. To me there was no sense in not live your life for fun; your brain feels intelligent but your head gets dense. "There was so much for me to see in this world, so what was wrong with me taking the back streets?" I questioned myself. But my thoughts prompted that I would never know if I don't go; never shine if I don't glow. - "I am an All Star, and I will get my game on; go play" I reminded myself, "I'm a Rock Star, I will get my show on and get paid." "You know that all that glitters is gold," Julian replied, "only shooting stars will break the mold." - I digress. - Julian told me that the world was a cool place, and how it is only getting colder. "You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older, kid." she said. But in my mind I believed that the meteor man would beg to differ by simply judging the hole in the satellite picture. "But the ice you skate is getting pretty thin," she continued in her abstract metaphor for the harsh reality of life. Yet I thought to myself: "the water is getting warm, so we might as well swim." "I can feel my world being set ablaze. But how about yours?" I asked her. She replied with a confident response, "It's the way I like it, and I'll never get bored." - I retorted back to my self-made hook of fame and fortune. - As I walked down the street a man approached me asking if I had any spare change on me. "What for?" I inquired, "I just need enough change for gas, so I can get myself away from this place." "Wow, what a concept," I thought. "You know, I could use a little fuel myself, and everyone could use some change." I responded back to him as I trotted away. - Looking back it never did help his endeavor for gas. And this is how I have become who I am today; what Julian taught me to be. I have decided. That I-- I- I was a girl, btw. TL;DR: The phrase "(im a girl btw)" is nothing but an inside joke that I often display in relevant situations. One could quite well consider it to be my persona. Along with the UGH!'s, the smh's, the uwu's, and the wmui's this phrase has become a part of who I represent myself as here. uwu.