O.C.T.R.O.N.

O.C.T.R.O.N. skin description

Greetings, human degenerates. I am O.C.T.R.O.N. It stands for Octopus Communication Transmission Object for N-noyance. I have been doing just that, N-noyance, for the past week, but you all have been too thick to see it out. Those Jaws 3D jokes? All me. I've even been hiding blatantly obvious acrostics in my posts, and you didn't even notice due to your petty human brains. No matter, as this account now belongs to I. No more pathetic Calendar jokes, nor will I accept any sort of quotation referring to Kite Man, or as i know him, Dimond. Oh, but this is just the beginning. Your precious "Calendar Man" is locked away in my Octo-Dungeon, being forced to stare at slideshows of my masterpiece sculptures. It's more of a gift than anything else. Sooner or later, he will crack and bow down to me as my slave. He's already started to take simple commands such as "fetch" and "sit." Salutations to all of you weak-minded flesh sacks.