sIR eDwArD LuKeHAm (oC)

sIR eDwArD LuKeHAm (oC) skin description

New OC. c; I wonder how many people will actually miss all the jokes here. Also the whole joke is this guy is a STEREOTYPE. Please do not get offended. All of this is a joke. Basic InfoName: Sir Edward Lukeham Age: 43 Personality: Stereotypical Brit, Classy, Snarky, Intelligent, Dedicated, Impatient, Stubborn, Narcissistic, Clumsy. Job: Chief of Director Investigator ( ;D ) Height: 6 Feet (182.88 CM you're welcome) Weight: We don't talk about that. Something: At night, he turns into a lunch meat Superhero! Powers: Aggressive ham-throwing, making sandwiches, attracting dogs, analyzing reports rather quickly, Tripping on his own feet. Nationality: British, but hides his super-hero identity with an Australian accent. Likes: Tea, Crumpets, Soccer ('scuse me, "football"), Horses, Golf, Crime-solving, Busting teens with 42 DUIs. Dislikes: Rednecks. (Y'all-), American Football, Dirt, Peasants.Alternate FormHis Super-hero persona, Hamm! BackstorySir Edward Lukeham hated life. Everyone teased him. His name from birth, was literally Sir Edward Lukeham. (his mom wasn't nice.) So after his hogwarts letter was rejected, he realized he could find a career in being a superhero! So one day he went into a Classified Lab and took some green potion and strolled out like nothing happened. For a few years, nothing much happened. He ended up becoming a detective and ended up the Chief of Director Investigator (Don't even ask me wat the hek that is.) Then one night, while at the tea shop, the potion from 7 years before activated! He turned into... Hamm! His alter-ego! He now had ham for a head. Soon he realized he could very angrily throw deli meat at people and save the city from.... uhm.... vegans?