trAIN dELAY bOy™!!! - neleh

trAIN dELAY bOy™!!! - neleh skin description

This is Dave, or David, the one and only 'train delay boy™'! What does Dave do for the good of this world? Well, absolutely nothing! He's one of the most pointless (and annoying) superheroes there are. Why, you ask? Dave, poor David, has been blessed with the power to delay trains. Yes, that's right - Dave has the power to delay trains. Well, it's not like he has a choice - it's just that whatever platform he's on, the train he wants to catch will be late - which means it'll be late for anyone unlucky enough to be there at the same time as well. Got an important meeting to attend to at 10? Ha! Good joke! With Dave on your platform, you're not going anywhere for perhaps.. another good hour or so. Whether it be a squirrel on the tracks, a sudden snow storm in the middle of August, a faulty wheel, or even Queen Elizabeth II deciding to board suddenly, that train ain't gonna be arriving anytime soon :,)). Also, to make matters worse, poor Dave is only 13 and will have to live his life knowing that he cannot ride a train without being late :,). #pray4dave :((((((